|friend:||ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff|
|me:||oh really like what|
|friend:||idk my bf handcuffed me last night|
|me:||whoa that really is kinky|
it’s almost two in the morning and I’ve had two red bulls in the past hour and I can’t stop laughing at this oh god what has my life come to
If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take?
jared padalecki idk
Do you think boggart Jared would forcefully give you a piggyback ride and run around yelling “I am your biggest nightmare”
because I think he would
tHIS POST JUST MADE MY DAY
Everyday Football Fouls imagines what would happen if we embellished injuries like soccer players.
|Me:||This older generation pisses me off so much|
|Me:||Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.|
|Me:||And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers|